You Know You're a Mom When...
You Know You're A Mom When...your feet stick to grape jelly on the floor and you don't care.
You Know You're A Mom When...the kids are fighting and you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.
You Know You're A Mom When...you can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.
You Know You're A Mom When...your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.
You Know You're A Mom When...popsicles become a food staple.
You Know You're A Mom When...your favorite television show is a cartoon.
You Know You're A Mom When...you're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of what body part it happens to be on.
You Know You're A Mom When...you're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!
You Know You're A Mom When...spit is your number one cleaning agent.
You Know You're A Mom When...you buy cereal with marshmallows in it.
You Know You're A Mom When...you count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal.
You Know You're A Mom When...your kid throws up and you catch it.
You Know You're A Mom...when you have to hide yourself in the bathroom to be alone.
You Know You're A Mom When...you're up each night until 11 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, NOT you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, blowing bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet...you still manage to gain 10 pounds!
You Know You're A Mom When...each and every moment of appreciation, a hug, and a "Mommy, I Love You" means more than any other gift you will ever receive!
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Wow, that was great. Happy Mothers day Donna I think I knew some of those Moms.
The Grouch
((hugs)) Very well said! I hope you had a nice day
Fun and true, hope all was grand.
My mom was all of those moms! And, like you, I knew some other moms like that. Hey, Grouch! I hope you had a nice day, too.
((Gwen)), I hope you had a nice day, too! I think you're a great mom, so you deserve to hear that and to have a special day in your honor.
ana...all was grand and I hope it was for you, too!
I am so silly...once again I hit the wrong thing! Sorry, ana, but my reply to your comment is located somewhere down below...I'm not really sure where it'll end up...or where this will end up...because the reply feature (and who knows what else) isn't working quite right yet.
thx sharing!
You're welcome!