What do you call a cow lying on the ground?
How did the starfish pay for it's burger?
How do you fix a broken pizza?
What candy do you eat at the playground?
What did one potato chip say to the other potato chip?
What did the salt say to the pepper?
What do you call a train full of gum?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do donuts go to the dentist?
ground beef
with sand dollars
with tomato paste
Recess Pieces (Reese's Pieces)
"Wanna go for a dip?"
"Hey, what's shakin'?"
a chew chew train (a choo choo train)
The Twist
to get fillings
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Great Friday morning funnies! Thanks.
You're welcome! I started the day feeling a little silly!
These become obvious when I see the answers, but difficult for us Brits as we dont use the same termanology as you guy's in the USA.
What's a sand dollar?
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to be difficult. As for the sand dollars, see my next post. I wrote it just so I could answer your question. I hope you enjoy it.
Awww ... I love these!
AJ
Something simple and silly to start the day. I'm glad you liked them.
These were really clever, though I did not do well on them at all! Blush, Blush!
Oh, don't blush...it's only some silly stuff, nothing important. (I don't want to rub it in, but I knew ALL the answers! Of course, I had all the answers in front of me! lol)
You flunked? Well, then you must study and keep your nose in the books! lol Glad you still thought it was fun.
Cute!
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
You do know it hurts to think? Thanks for the hurt, lol.
Its tuff getting up early. Good work ole buddy
Hey, you're welcome! I'm just glad you did some thinking! You gotta use that brain once in awhile, you know! Getting up early might be tough, but I'm even tougher, so no excuses....think, think, think!